The Iceman Cometh is pacy, witty, sexy and has zappy action climaxes. It opens with an act of treachery in the Ming Dynasty that pits imperial guard Ah Ching against renegade swordsman Fung San. For reasons too involved to explain, they end up entwined in each other’s arms in a glacier. The present-day scientists who find them there take them as proof that homosexuality existed in ancient China. But there’s no love lost between them when they’re defrosted and reanimated in Hong Kong. Fung San takes to the 20th century like a glutton to truffles; he claws his way through the underworld, corpses strewn in his wake. The innocent Ah Ching has a much tougher time of it, misunderstanding everything he sees; he becomes the unpaid servant of a sassy bar-girl (Maggie Cheung), whom he takes for a latter-day princess. The final showdown between the two ancient foes literally gives the movie a cataclysmic climax. Tony Rayns
